Jessye. 19. Minnesota.

Im back at college and making shitty meals for myself.

My blog isnt nearly as popular as it used to be, but hey, maybe that means Ive actually had a social life for a change.

This is my life, these are my stories.

Fashion. Art. Fandom


"i wouldn’t want to date a bi person bc they’d be twice as likely to cheat on me!" are u. are u 12



Horatio goes up to the counter with two buddies of his. They all want to split a venti white chocolate mocha, and decide amongst themselves that since Horatio is the only one who went to college, he should do the actual ordering. Horatio orders. When he turns back around, everyone else in the Starbucks is dead.

George R.R. Martin


George R.R. Martin goes up to the counter and orders a series of incredibly complicated drinks, each more detailed and layered than the last. The barista works for an hour and finally hands them across the counter to Martin, who promptly throws one of them away with little to no explanation. That coffee had been the barista’s favorite.


I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store


"Describe your style" 

anything on sale



pourquoi est-ce que tout le monde aiment les œufs??

je suis d’accord.. ils sont œuferrated…

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