she wears short skirts
i wear nothing because i am the disembodied incorporeal form
she’s a flapper
i am the eyes of T. J. Eckelburg
"Control yourself," whispers the conscience.
"Stop," whispers the wallet.
"Shut up, we’re in a bookstore," whispers the heart.
*points at sebstan’s dick*
is this seat taken
australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago
because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership
because that’s the logical fucking thing to do